It's been a long time since I wrote in my DevArt journal... Why is that? Well, I don't really journal. And now, I don't even fucking write anymore. I don't know what it is. I just don't have any muse anymore. It's distressing. What happened to my muses?

Stop fucking with my RP muses. Seriously. Trauma's dead. Then he isn't. What is he? A Skrull? If he's a Skrull I will seriously kick your asses.

Happy birthday to me.. I'm now twe-en-teeee... La da da doo doo dee... And ya smell like one too... Or something. x_X

Devi says, "These kittens are bigger than the gnome...."
Samuel says, "Riding kittens?"
Mikhail wants a riding kitten.
Devi snickers, "Like a Drider! But it'd be a Gnitten."
Devi says, "DOOD!"
Mikhail says, "How intimidating"
Samuel snickers. Gnitten!
Samuel says, "WOE KITTEN"
Devi says, "I want to make a gnitten now."
Mikhail says, "Make it a technocrat and have the torso part be a tinker gnome"
Devi says, "And when it's level goes up...?"
Devi says, "It's a gnat."

TEN FIRSTS

01. First Best Friend: Jessica Oller
02. First Hamster: I can't remember its name. I think we just called it The Hamster.
03. First Piercing: Ears when I was a baby
04. First dog: A very sweet Collie named Susie, followed by her daughter Lady.
05. First CD: Spice Girls - Spice World
06. First Car: Never had one
07. First Love: Matt Jenkowski *sigh*
08. First Stuffed Animal: A little white kitten toy called Fluffy, to match my cat.
09. First Concert: Reba McEntire, I forget when.
10. First Time Drunk: Never

NINE LASTS

1. Last Beverage: Pepsi One
2. Last Vehicle Ride: Coming home from weekly grocery shopping/library trip
3. Last Movie Seen: X3!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Last Phone Call: Telemarketer. -_-
5. Last CD Played: Trapt
6. Last Bubble Bath: Age 12
7. Last Time You Cried: No idea.
8. Eight disappeared somewhere along the line!
9. Last Concert You Attended: I can't remember but it was country and it was at Dollywood. And it was free. And there were truffles. Which rocked.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS

1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends? No
2. Have you ever been arrested: No
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: No
4. Have you ever been on TV: My shoe was on the news in 5th grade... Does that count?
5. Have you ever kissed someone and regret it: I've never even kissed ANYONE so how can I regret it?
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Not that I remember...
7. Have you ever been sent to the emergency room: No
8. Have you ever been in a fist fight: No

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. T-shirt with funny but over done phrase
2. Jeans
3. Over the shoulder boulder holder.
4. Sandals
5. Glasses
6. Pentacle Necklace
7. Claddagh Ring

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY

1. Ate pizza
2. Played online
3. Went grocery shopping
4. Read volume 3 of The Sandman
5. Started reading "Startled By His Furry Shorts"
6. Watched soap operas with gram.

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Wind
2. The smell of rain
3. Books
4. Cats (Kittens especially)
5. Playing with toys! (What? WHAT?!)

FOUR FAVORITE COLORS
1. Red (most shades)
2. Copper
3. Turquoise
4. Black (Even though it is not technically a color)

THREE CHOICES

1. eat or drink: Eat
2. blonde or brunette: blonde
3. pink or black: Black

TWO HATES

1. Stupidity
2. My poor memory

ONE TRUE LOVE

1. Fluffy (The other half of my soul in cat form. *sigh*)